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In that time, I learned The guards have absolute power, so why not torture the inmates at every opportunity? Unless "a jagged spoon" counts as "well. We had one lieutenant come in and treat the inmates like dirt, calling them names and acting like the hardass guards from the movies.

What he didn't account for is how much time you have to spend alone with these guys.

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One day, he went to investigate a fight between two inmates, but it turned out to be a diversion. Two other inmates came up from behind and ambushed him. He was stabbed 61 times before he could signal the officer in the control room to open the door and let him in.

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You know those prison stabbing scenes in Breaking Bad? That was years of violence shoved into a montage, but it looked just about right.

Youur job isn't to punish these guys -- the prison is their punishment. You might feel like a badass in the uniform, but that felon with the makeshift knife is a real badass. See, that's why he's in prison. Obviously this doesn't mean that you have to become their friends. That happens, too -- some officers end up forging a "bond" fhe inmates, and more often than not, that "bond" ends with the guards smuggling drugs for them I walked out a lot of staff for getting involved with inmates.

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These guys watch us 24 hours thr day, seven days a week. They overhear our conversations, they notice when we're stressed out One guard might spill his heart to another guard about his impending divorce without realizing that the prisoner working as a janitor in the next room is listening in. Then that dude sells the information to an inmate with a grudge, and boom, the whole prison knows Sgt. Peters couldn't satisfy his wife.

You could spend two or three weeks working a day shift and then get shoved over to a graveyard shift at a moment's notice. It affects you -- exhaustion slows down your reflexes, and guys with slow reflexes don't do so great against well-rested dudes rushing them with knives. Well, the inmates know when our schedules change, and they take advantage of whqt, too. Again, they're always Looking local rochester dover somersworth. Looking for a weakness.

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You might end up pissing someone off and Sex is an art form later that he's a gang leader or a multiple murderer. I knew a guard who got on an inmate's bad side without ever knowing why. She was just pulled into a cell one day and had the shit beaten out of her. It doesn't help that usually corrections officers are people who wanted to be police officers but, for whatever reason, weren't able to do that.

Anger management issues, for instance, are very common. You might recognize "anger management" as a personal issue that maybe doesn't belong in someone whose entire job is to keep the peace. Add that to the low pay, For what sucks the most your all going to jail being shit-talked by inmates, and frequent stabbings, and you'll understand why the Bureau of Prisons is 3, guards short right now.

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They didn't even issue each man a personal radio, which should be a requirement in any office where being shanked is a daily concern. Instead, the radios stayed at our stations, safely out of reach of anyone who might need them.

We are the prison's stage show, and most of us don't even realize it. ball is a shotgun round loaded with pepper spray, and it just sucks. of stabbing) and wound up suing the prison for a bunch of money. If you're wondering how all of these males can go without sex for so long, well, who says they do?. Going to Jail Sucks (And It Really Doesn't Matter Who You Ask) the exception of boot camp, respondents feel that jail is the most punitive noncapital. sanction. . conditions in American jails and the impact of these conditions on all who pass ed. through .. Undoubtedly, jail has its place in the criminal justice system. This. And even if you are arrested on a felony, there's likely going to be a phone in the cell you Most every jail in the USA has “commissary. . confused about what jail is really like, you don't want to go there because it will suck.

Oh, and they paid us less than the state prison guardstoo. Inmates train for riots. At yard time, you'll see a ton of them doing martial arts together. Sometimes they'll start a fight with three or four guys just to gonig what our response is, that way they're able to work up a counter for it.

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You'd think we might be able to turn that right around and train to counter their new methods, but, again, there's no money for training. We do have some tools to fight back, but they have to be used on us before we're allowed to use them. So the guards have to get pepper balled, which is not as hilarious as it sounds: A pepper ball is a shotgun round loaded with pepper spray, and it just sucks. So hard. For what sucks the most your all going to jail pepper spray we use in prisons will eat the bottom right out of a Styrofoam cup -- imagine it in your eyes.

But even that isn't much of a deterrent -- remember, there's simply no way to punish the worst of these guys. If you have a to-life sentence, what am I going to do to make that worse?

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An inmate killing an inmate will usually get 30 to 50 days of segregation. Those inmates who beat up that female guard? They had five years added to their life sentences. It's completely meaningless -- if you're a lifer, prison might as well be a license to kill.

That's one of the reasons we let them have things like Xboxes and PlayStations. If you give them video games, they'll be less likely to start fights. So once a week we'd hook up gojng bunch of TVs in a classroom so all of the murderers and rapists could play Halo.

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Once free, the first target -- instead of "the guards" or "the front gate" -- was the soda machines, which we had for some reason. The inmates knocked them over, burst them open, and savored the sweet taste of free prison Pepsi.

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